Stupid Teens

It's true. We've encountered a nest of stupid teenagers. Usually I'm willing to live and let live, but these kids' permit has expired.

This episode begins with a couple of teen boys in their first apartment. Teen boys, with other teen boys hanging out at their place. I have nothing against boys, per se; after all, I married one. But teen boys are quite something else.

One thing teen boys are good at is attracting teen girls. Unfortunately neither the boys nor the girls have the intelligence that God gave a green worm. These boys are too stupid to successfully steal a bicycle(a post for another day). The girls are given to making crank calls on their cell phones. Like the silly girl who called last nite...after we were in bed asleep...and had to be vicious with our answering machine.

These young people think they invented the word 'F***' (rhymes with duck). We know that's not true. Al Gore invented it shortly after he invented the Internet. The kids also think they invented sex, drugs, booze, and loud music... Oops; I believe my generation gets credit for that.

These teens haven't invented anything. Not even being a pain in the ass